Fridays

I very much dislike Fridays. I know that is not quite the norm, but that’s how it is. Here are a few reasons I don’t like Fridays:

1) Everybody forgets how to drive on Fridays
2) Everybody remembers its Friday and then they feel they must call me panicked because of something they forgot during the week, even if there is no need to panic yet
3) Everybody decides they can leave work early or during lunch and stop into the resort without an appointment to see the place for a wedding
4) Everybody forgets that this is also Friday so I have a wedding the next day that needs my help
5) Everybody forgets at 4pm or 5pm or 6pm or 7pm when they decide to hold their rehearsal that while they got to leave work early and arrive here 15 to 45 minutes late and stand around to chit chat all before starting that I am just standing there in the ballroom waiting so that I can go home and try and sleep before my 12 to 14 hour day on my feet in heels that will be coming just after the sun rises in the morning.
6) Everybody takes their time getting into work (see #1), chills and relaxes all morning and then at like 3pm tries to cram a whole day of work into a few hours (see #2) and then emails and call me towards the end of the day (see #s 4 and 5) expecting answers ASAP
7) Everybody calls between 3pm and 7pm trying to schedule appointments to see the property on Saturday
8) Its not my Friday, its really my Thursday, and who really likes Thursday anyway!!!!